Results
Mighty Isis has convened at the spa (an upgrade from the Atrocious bathtub) and applied some awards that we were unable to share since so many people had to depart early. We have used some awards distributed in previous Triennials, but have added a few of our own; obviously they have taken on a Mother Goose type format, which seemed fitting under the circumstances. I did not have the chance to hear the stories from some of the other teams, so we are unable to come up with fitting awards for others, but we are accepting nominations, so please share your stories.
Thank you all for joining us for Triennial XIII. It was fun taking it on this year and I am glad you all able to join us. I received lots of feedback that everyone will be returning in 2020 for the next adventure that Mighty Isis comes up with (we have already began brewing some ideas along with the Hooded Cobras).
Karen Ingall
Triennial XIII 2017
Mighty Isis
1. THE ALAN EVANS PROJECT
Run time: 09:04:00
Handicap: 00:08:00
TOTAL: 8:36:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| David Bronfenbrenner (39) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:10:00 |
| Scott Bickham (51) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:09:00 |
| Peter Ronco (47) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 1:10:00 |
| Kevin Ashton (38) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:29:00 |
| Joe Difabio (23) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 1:27:00 |
| Brendan Glover (32) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 1:22:00 |
| Matt Wilbur (32) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 1:17:00 |
2. HOODED COBRAS
Run time: 10:02:00
Handicap: 00:19:00
TOTAL:9:47:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jay Hubisz (38) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:18:00 |
| Tom Mullins (49) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:05:00 |
| Erik Maki (55) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 1:04:00 |
| Jenny Boerner (34) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:48:00 |
| David Kania (37) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 1:35:00 |
| Mike Selig (39) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 1:43:00 |
| Boris Dzikovski (53) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 1:28:00 |
3. DIRT, VERT, AND, HURT
Run time: 10:01:00
Handicap: 00:03:00
TOTAL: 10: 04:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jack Kuhn (31) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:19:00 |
| TJ Moore (33) | East 2-3 | 13.6 Miles | 2:13:00 |
| Jim Devona (34) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:29:00 |
| Steve Gorgos (30) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 1:48:00 |
| Chris Welsh (49) | West 2 | 5.6 Miles | 1:00:00 |
| Brian Baisley (28) | West 3 | 5.6 Miles | 0:53:00 |
| Ryan Heinlein (34) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 1:27:00 |
4. RUNNING FOR STEPH
Run time: 10:13:00
Handicap: 00:21:00
TOTAL: 10:34:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Travis Crocker (46) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:36:00 |
| Dean Russo (47) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:08:00 |
| David Price (61) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 1:17:00 |
| Joe Rorick (39) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:29:00 |
| Tom Benner (27) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 1:33:00 |
| Rob Seltzer (51) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 1:59:00 |
| Tim Maxson (41) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 1:32:00 |
5. SEAPIGS
Run time: 1:48:00
Handicap: 00:30:00
TOTAL: 11:18:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time | Award | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jenny Uehling (24) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:52:00 | ||
| Olivia Graham (27) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:20:00 | ||
| Karin Van Der Burg (30) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 1:33:00 | ||
| Lauren Brzozowski (26) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | :43:00 | ||
| Emily Funk (26) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 1:45:00 | AWARD: Three Little Pigs (all three had same time, and the entire team wore pink hats) | |
| Lizzie Lombardi (27) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 1:45:00 | AWARD: Three Little Pigs (all three had same time, and the entire team wore pink hats) | |
| Erin Larson (28) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 1:45:00 | AWARD: Three Little Pigs (all three had same time, and the entire team wore pink hats) |
6. ALMOST OVER THE HILL
Run time: 13:16:00
Handicap: 00:55:00
TOTAL: 12: 21:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time | Award | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bob Talda (56) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:58:00 | AWARD: Oliver North (got ahead of other teams without passing them physically) | |
| Evan Kurtz (61) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:26:00 | ||
| Dave Jones (59) | East 3-4 | 16.2 Miles | 3:31:00 | ||
| Bill King (57) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 2:10:00 | AWARD: Rosie Ruiz (one of two who accepted a car ride to get back on track) | |
| Steve Shaum (51) | West 2 | 5.6 Miles | 1:00:00 | ||
| Dump Truck (68) | West 3 | 5.6 Miles | 1:00:00 | AWARD: Monica Lewinsky (went to his knees, with bloody proof) | |
| Charlie Leonard (62) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 2:11:00 |
7. BOTTOM FEEDERS
Run time: 13:12:00
Handicap: 00:36:00
TOTAL: 12:36:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Matt Amster (44), Jake (12) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 2:35:00 |
| Nancy Kleinrock (57) | East 2-3 | 13.6 Miles | 2:42:00 |
| Brent Alspach (44) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:44:00 |
| Greg Wheeler (37) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 2:26:00 |
| Marjolein Schat (43) | West 2 | 5.6 Miles | 1:02:00 |
| Steve Vanek (46) | West 3-4 | 16.2 Miles | 2:43:00 |
8. MIGHTY ISIS
Run time: 13:50:00
Handicap: 01:03:00
TOTAL: 12:47:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time | Award |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rebecca Alguard (40) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 2:52:00 | |
| Linnie Weiselquist (44) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:21:00 | AWARD: Catherine the Great's Horse Rear (outstanding performance by host team) |
| Shelly Marino (64) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 1:42:00 | |
| Megan Powers (36) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:55:00 | |
| Torrey Dennis (38) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 2:02:00 | |
| Yvette de Boer (53) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 1:50:00 | |
| Melissa Hubisz (37) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 2:07:00 |
9. WE PUT THE RUN IN DRUNK
Run time: 13:30:00
Handicap: 00:18:00
TOTAL: 13:02:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time | Award |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tastes Like 10th Grade (F43) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 2:20:00 | |
| Thank you, Come Again (M31) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 2:03:00 | |
| 4% Erectus (M40) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 1:07:00 | |
| Putin Mouth (M34) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:40:00 | |
| Cold Cocked (33) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 1:48:00 | |
| BVD (M44) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 1:56:00 | AWARD: Big Bad Wolf (for encountering a pig on the trail and having photo documentation) |
| Shiggy Shaman (F46) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 2:36:00 |
10. ALMOST OVER THE HILL TOO
Run time: 14:02:00
Handicap: 00:55:00
TOTAL: 13: 07:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time | Award |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Conlon (54) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:58:00 | AWARD: Oliver North (got ahead of other teams without passing them physically) |
| Tim Ingall (58) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:25:00 | |
| Jim Chely (61) | East 3-4 | 16.2 Miles | 3:27:00 | |
| Herminator (58) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 3:00:00 | AWARD: Timothy Leary (long strange trip) |
| "GHOST" (60) | West 2 5.6 Miles | 1:00:00 | ||
| Gary McCheyne (56) | West 3 | 5.6 Miles | 1:04:00 | AWARD: Humpty Dumpty (he sat on a rail for HOURS waiting for his team) |
| Spider (65) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 2:03:00 |
11. MIGHTY ISIS TOO
Run time: 14:19:00
Handicap: 01:10:00
TOTAL: 13:09:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Karen Ingall (47) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 2:22:00 |
| Maria Costanzo (58) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:55:00 |
| Ruth Sproul (65) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 2:02:00 |
| Tonya Engst (49) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 2:12:00 |
| Diane Wang (38) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 2:02:00 |
| Nora McIver-Sheridan (32) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 1:50:00 |
| Maureen Whitehead (52) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 2:07:00 |
12. NETT
Run time:
14:22:00
Handicap: 00:35:00
TOTAL: 13:47:00
| Name | Leg | Distance | Time | Award |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Yankum (64) | East 1 | 9.4 Miles | 1:50:00 | |
| Matt Moore (32) | East 2 | 6.8 Miles | 1:14:00 | |
| Rick Cleary (61) | East 3 | 6.8 Miles | 1:41:00 | |
| Jean Dany Joachim (54) | East 4 | 9.4 Miles | 1:37:00 | |
| Chris Smith (51) | West 1 | 10.6 Miles | 3:00:00 | AWARD: Christopher Columbus (the rest of the crew abandoned ship trying to locate him) |
| Dave Hannon (46) | West 2-3 | 11.2 Miles | 2:00:00 | |
| Joe Canistraro (49) | West 4 | 10.6 Miles | 2:00:00 |
General information
- TRIENNIAL 2017 is an informal participation event, not sponsored by any individual or organization. It is only for well-conditioned, experienced trail runners. Fitness of the runner to finish their section (physical condition and trail racing experience) is the responsbility of the team captain, organizers take no responsibility. Teams support themselves, the organizers provide no search and rescue, no first aid, no water.
- TRIENNIAL 2017 will occur on Saturday, September 16, 2017 at Dryden Lake Park. The "course" will consist of eight sections. We will start on the Jim Schug trail before joining the Finger Lakes Trail (FLT); this mile is factored in to each section.
- EAST 1: Dryden Lake to Babcock Hollow (9.4 Miles)
- EAST 2: Babcock Hollow to Tone Road (6.8 Miles)
- EAST 3: Tone Road to Babcock Hollow (6.8 Miles)
- EAST 4: Babcock Hollow to Dryden Lake (9.4 Miles)
- WEST 1: Dryden Lake to Route 79 (10.6 Miles)
- WEST 2: Route 79 to Old 76 Road (5.6 Miles)
- WEST 3: Old 76 Road to Route 79 (5.6 Miles)
- WEST 4: Route 79 to Dryden Lake (10.6 Miles)
- TRIENNIAL 2017 will be a true relay, team members will be required to pass a "baton". Each team will be self supported; there are no aid stations or event officials. The entire relay will be run at the HONESTY and INTEGRITY of each team to complete the event course as defined.
- TRIENNIAL 2017 teams will consist of seven people. Since there are eight sections to cover, one team member will be required to run two sections. This "ultra" section will be up to your team to coordinate, the runner may choose to run two consecutive sections or just run twice.
- TRIENNIAL 2017 team roster should be submitted to Karen Ingall of Team Mighty Isis no later than September 10th. Team Roster should include:
- Team Name
- Name of each runner
- Age/Gender of each on event date
- Section(s) each is running
- Entry fee of $10 each to cover post event food provided by Gorgers, fee for Dryden Lake Pavilion, and non-alcoholic beverages (if anyone prefers to drink alcohol at the finish, please feel free to BYOB). If you intend to bring family or friends who intend to eat with you, please include $10 for each with your roster. No Refunds. Any extra funds received for no shows will be donated to a charity selected by Team Mighty Isis.
- TRIENNIAL 2017 will consist of "head start times" calculated by the age/gender of each runner. The calculated head start for each runner will be totaled together and your team will receive the TOTAL HEAD START TIME when your team will begin the relay from Dryden Lake Park. Logistically all teams should finish close together just in time for lunch.
- TRIENNIAL 2017 teams of seven runners will all arrive at Dryden Lake Park before their calculated team start time. Each team will start TWO runners (East #1 and West #1) at the same time, both running the one mile portion of Jim Schug trail together. When they reach the Finger Lakes Trail, they will be splitting in opposite directions of the FLT. Both will need to pass a "baton" to their next team member.
- TRIENNIAL 2017 winners will earn bragging rights when all 7 team members have finished. There may be a puzzle assembly required, more information to follow.
BONUS Poker Run: Each team is welcome to place $1 per runner in a pot before starting. Each runner will collect a playing card when they finish running. Team with the highest poker hand wins the pot.